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Zoom Student Body Scolded for Breaking University Plumbing System with Chronic Masturbation
There’s a monster swimming down in the sewers beneath the University of Manchester – and it’s made of semen!
We don’t envy the man tasked with keeping thousands of walking boners (Re: college students) from masturbating in their preferred manner. Though personally, I’ve never cared much for the upright and sudsy, if you know what I mean.
Best of luck to you, Mr. Woodhall!

Student Body Scolded for Breaking University Plumbing System with Chronic Masturbation

There’s a monster swimming down in the sewers beneath the University of Manchester – and it’s made of semen!

We don’t envy the man tasked with keeping thousands of walking boners (Re: college students) from masturbating in their preferred manner. Though personally, I’ve never cared much for the upright and sudsy, if you know what I mean.

Best of luck to you, Mr. Woodhall!

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    This could possibly be my school next year xD
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    is this for real? LOL
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